Crooner Ronnie plays it for laughs

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"There's nothing more demoralising than aiming low and missing."

Election agent Rainbow George (Weiss) gives us the inside story on his efforts to win over the voters of Hartlepool.

He told the Hartlepool Mail that his candidate, Ronnie Carroll "is standing to get the people of Hartlepool to vote for a future where there will be no political parties and we would have direct local democracy."

"In a world full of imperfections, Ronnie Carroll is almost perfectly useless," said George.

"We don't take ourselves seriously, we are the hedonists of our time."

"We Implored people not to vote for us when we stood in the Uxbridge by-election in 1997, but we still got 30 votes."

"There is nothing more demoralising than aiming low and missing."